I don’t know about you but I am all chirpy and happy today due to the lovely sunny weather – Spring is finally here! Isn’t it great? In my office today there has definitely been something in the air as there has been more than the usual amount of giddiness. I have also noticed a higher volume of giddiness (or stupidness) in the Angel4You inbox.

First of these little gems is an email we received:

“Hi I will be reserve Colette in Liverpool (I am in the Marriott hotel) near 21h. Is it ok? I am 30years old man, dynamic, sportive, beautiful, 20cm and gentlemen”

Did you catch that? I am, of course, referring to the ‘20cm’ comment! What exactly do you suppose he is referring to? On second thoughts, don’t answer that.

The second one up is a vague text to the Angels4You phone:

“hi could I have some info please thanks”

Info on what exactly? I asked her/him to be more specific. As you know we get approached by potential North West and North East escorts on a regular basis. I was unsure if she/he was one of these potential escorts or a potential client.

Anyway he responded:

“Info on services and prices and girls please and when available thanks”

Angels4You is a high-end and elite escort agency. Our team-members are second to none. We expect our clients to approach us in a professional manner and we certainly do not sell ‘services’. This is the sort of client we do not want and did not materialise into anything. Surely the very least a client can do is pick up the phone?

I have saved this little beauty till last. I hope you’re ready for a laugh:

“Hi, please could you let me know if any of your Liverpool escorts offer A Levels? Thanks.”

My response:

“Hi there Jon, Angels4You team-members are all fully educated so that we can meet our clients as equals. Our Leeds and Manchester escorts are in this industry for fun so you know that you are not getting a tired, overworked actress when you book one of our team-member’s time…

Of course, if you are referring to a different type of A Levels then please go to a different agency. Angels4You do not sell sex.”

Good response? Sue liked it too.

Anyway, I will give you an update; we have some new team-members in the pipeline. Finding an appropriate team-member who fits the Angels4You Join Us criteria is a little bit like finding the right combination for life to occur – i.e. rare and difficult. This is a unique mix of intelligence, realism, career sense and confidence not forgetting a healthy dose of beauty (both inner and outer) On top of that you also have to be in the right location i.e. based in Leeds or Manchester, Liverpool or Sheffield.

Watch this space for some new photos on the website soon.

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