This entry is going to be slightly more light hearted than the previous ‘strange stories’ entry. However I am going to start with something that slightly disorientated me last week;

In my day-job I am on the road so occasionally I will be required to stay away overnight on business. So last week I was up in Northumberland, where I was put up in a Premier Inn… hmm…Not that I’m a snob but you do get used to classier hotels when you have escorted for Angels4You Manchester escorts. Anyway I wasn’t prepared for the feelings that came along with being in a hotel from this side of things and the tables turning put me on edge. Instead of just walking past reception trying to be inconspicuous with my head held high, I actually had to approach the smiley person behind the desk. The second disconcerting difference was that I didn’t have to preen myself in front of the eyehole of the hotel room door. No one is watching Marie! And lastly I found myself rattling around a hotel room totally and utterly bored. It was a complete eye opener – I now understand just why businessmen go to a Manchester escort agency and book an escort’s time. Hopefully a good time is on the cards and a good night’s sleep after! I was unprepared for the unsettled feeling that I had. I was quite horny and I got a foul night’s sleep. Ah well. You’re retired Marie remember?

Anyway onto part 2 of Strange Stories; I need to point out that these anecdotes only happened when I was working from the more traditional type of Leeds escort agency, and, I also need to point out that this will highlight to you what makes Angels4You clients different from traditional Leeds escort agency clients. (I.e. they are not nearly so odd!)

I’ll start with Crazy-Car Guy. I had been called out to somewhere in North Yorkshire to a home booking. It was a perilous drive in the middle of winter but I got there eventually. He was an average type of guy, and we had an average type of time. His house was nice though and he obviously had lots of money. We got chatting and it turned out he was a car journalist – ‘is there such a thing?’ I asked. Apparently he was the only one – hence all the money. Anyway it turned out he was such a car enthusiast that he actually kept various trophy cars cryogenically frozen to keep them in mint condition in a special garage. ‘Wow.’ I thought. ‘Sure knows how to live!’ I have never understood the mentality of loving something so much that you want to keep it locked away in a box. If you love something, use it, and if it gets scratched or broken – so what? Hmm. Maybe this is a metaphor for something…

Another strange client that I always chuckle about now is Peg-Guy. I wonder what happened to him? He was a joy to have a booking with as it was just such a laugh and very easy. All he wanted to do was cover me in clothes pegs! You can’t make this stuff up can you?

Next up is Tickling-Guy. This is the sort of client we would welcome at Angels4You. He was very thoughtful and treated me with a lot of respect. He was a disabled client and enjoyed a good laugh. By which I mean he just liked to be tickled. I had no idea that an electric toothbrush could be used inbetween the toes to such an effect.

Another old client I fondly remember is Tent-Guy who actually set up a mini festival – complete with fake grass and a tent in his front room for me! I think the reason was that he knew I was off to some festival and wanted to celebrate with a festival themed booking. He even wore a full on hippy outfit with a wig.

I have many other stories that I probably shouldn’t bring up here. Maybe I will write a book someday.

Lastly please look at this link. On it you will find a guide with some good advice as to how to treat an escort and escort agency professionally within this industry. Some of my so called ‘clients’ from Strange Stories Part 1 could have done with reading this prior to booking my time!

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